Yesterday Stories

Cleaned up my girlfriends house after hosting a house party for her birthday. Was hungover but loved the party AND the cleaning, dont mind if i do 

Went to museum

Pub

Piano

poo in the table

went to a rock karaoke bar

I omitted 

Had a nap

I worked again haha

Shaved my legs with a razor for the first time and ended up with many scars, some on my ass. Feels good to to touch the shaved areas though.

Had a nice dinner and drank some alcohol with some friends!

Put my bum in the sun, and ate some nasty fries.

I kissed an italian boy

Successfully assessed my underpreparing for a Development project while getting valuable insights on the industry by a slick and seasoned dev 

Biked home from work for a dose of fresh air. Did not hopscotch! 

Had an amazing threesome with a friend and a guy we randomly met. 

A guy called me out on ghosting him, so I explained him why: On the second date he told me he likes the smell of his own farts.

I was coming down after a festival and had an emotional breakdown 

I met some interesting guys with super vibes while drinking natural wine and great food

Slept with my ex

I stayed with wet hair all day long, today my neck hurts

I received flowers before my departure, to not see them die.

Nothing

I was hiking in the mountains during a fucking snow storm. But it was better that it sounds.

I was not sure if I believed in my friend anymore 

Yesterday my grandpa casually threw at us he as skin cancer 

Ate dumplings and smoked spliffs 🙂 and went to a random show that was pretty fun

Woke up in the middle of the night not knowing where I was 

Chilled with my friends all day instead of working and don’t feel bad about it 

I had the most awkward sex ever, was with an ocean view though so not so bad