Yesterday Stories

Nothing

masterbated myself raw

yesterday I found $100 on the street. I kept them. 

Studied all day long thinking about you

Played a videogame and killed something like a billion orcs.

Yesterday all my troubles seemed so far away

yesterday I lip synced in bed for two hours 

Created a viral marketing campaign

wrote a blog post at www.theweeklydog.com

took a dump

Developed browser-based animation software at http://atlantia.tv/

Yesterday I played The Binding of Isaac on my iPhone

Yesterday I started microdosing LSD for the first time in my life.

yesterday I had some chipotle. it was good chipotle.

Yesteday I had sex with mi 2 hands 

Yesterday I had sex with my girl, hand. Yesterday I had sex with my hand.