Yesterday Stories

discussed with my housemates the pros and cons of having an orgy in our lounge

I smoked opium and fucked my roommate bc I can.

Received possibly some of the best news so far in my life.

Wondered why people find digital cruelty so easy.

Masturbated to lesbian hentai, didn’t feel shame

I finally understood I don’t really love you anymore. 

Realised I wasn’t crazy, just made to believe I was. And then saw all the things I thought and was told were crazy unfold before my eyes and become true and then realised the person who made me believe this will… 

I wondered whether things were going to realign and continue running their course with someone once lockdown is lifted.

I understood I fell for you. Shame.

Roamed the park in the chilly noon to good music by The Alchemist. My eyes to sky, in the zone.

I discovered this website.

Had an apartment viewing with a real estate agent who farted loudly and shamelessly the entire time.

I danced

What did you do yesterday?

I climbed a tree, social distancing done right.

Spent most of the time Working From Home for a job and people I don’t give a fuck about, knowing I’m gonna be paid less this month. Gotta love Tuesdays! What #225 did sounds way more fun.

Me and my roommate, two men, masturbated each other just to kill time in quarantine.

have thought this quarantine is a real gift,considering me and my beloved are safe and well.never ever had enough time to take care of myself this accurately.

refused to send a picture of the spaghetti Bolognese I cooked to an Italian man I like but don’t know well yet. 

sucked my neighbours cock just because we were in quarantine

Felt better than I do today 

Realised I was only in love with the idea of you 

Flirted with men in hinge that I have no intention of meeting irl

had a wholesome walk in the sun with a girl I like

wrote a love email because I can’t walk to the post office to get stamps and send a letter. Love at the age of lockdown is hard to manage.

survived day 2 of covid-19

have thought I miss fucking around.

Britney’d my hair and, embarrassingly, caught feelings for a girl I’ve never met

watched old movies…

I smoked weed