Yesterday Stories

What did you do yesterday?

#348 2020.04.30 at 2:08pm

I climbed a tree, social distancing done right.

#347 2020.04.30 at 2:07pm

Spent most of the time Working From Home for a job and people I don’t give a fuck about, knowing I’m gonna be paid less this month. Gotta love Tuesdays! What #225 did sounds way more fun.

#346 2020.04.29 at 10:16pm

Me and my roommate, two men, masturbated each other just to kill time in quarantine.

#345 2020.04.25 at 3:23pm2020/04/25 at 3:56pm

have thought this quarantine is a real gift,considering me and my beloved are safe and well.never ever had enough time to take care of myself this accurately.

#344 2020.04.21 at 7:39pm2020/04/24 at 3:05pm

refused to send a picture of the spaghetti Bolognese I cooked to an Italian man I like but don’t know well yet. 

#343 2020.04.19 at 11:17pm2020/04/19 at 11:19pm

sucked my neighbours cock just because we were in quarantine

#342 2020.04.18 at 11:56pm2020/04/19 at 11:19pm

Felt better than I do today 

#341 2020.04.18 at 1:18pm

Realised I was only in love with the idea of you 

#340 2020.04.18 at 1:18pm

Flirted with men in hinge that I have no intention of meeting irl

#339 2020.04.18 at 1:18pm

had a wholesome walk in the sun with a girl I like

#338 2020.04.11 at 9:46pm2020/04/18 at 1:18pm

wrote a love email because I can’t walk to the post office to get stamps and send a letter. Love at the age of lockdown is hard to manage.

#337 2020.04.10 at 12:48pm2020/04/10 at 1:28pm

survived day 2 of covid-19

#336 2020.04.08 at 2:22pm2020/04/08 at 9:02pm

have thought I miss fucking around.

#335 2020.04.07 at 8:32pm2020/04/08 at 9:02pm

Britney’d my hair and, embarrassingly, caught feelings for a girl I’ve never met

#334 2020.04.07 at 2:11pm2020/04/08 at 9:02pm

watched old movies…

#333 2020.04.05 at 11:57pm2020/04/08 at 9:02pm

I smoked weed

#332 2020.03.28 at 12:18am2020/05/03 at 11:31pm

felt relieved,today I’m losing it.

#331 2020.03.27 at 1:32am2020/04/08 at 9:02pm

did pleasant but unimportant things, without hurrying.

#330 2020.03.25 at 6:33pm2020/04/08 at 9:02pm

went for a run twice round finsbury park (anticlockwise) but had to stop early as my knee hurts bad, man. then i wrote a prequel short story to my mate steve’s short story about cockpit stu and his wife and neymar.

#329 2020.03.20 at 2:30pm2020/03/22 at 12:24pm

have started my self isolation home.

#328 2020.03.16 at 5:15am2020/03/17 at 4:23am

Fell asleep at the bottom of a mountain and today I climbed it

#327 2020.03.14 at 1:41am2020/03/17 at 4:23am

have been very proud of myself.

#326 2020.03.12 at 7:23pm2020/03/13 at 5:29pm

felt guilty for thinking about someone else

#325 2020.03.11 at 4:58pm2020/03/11 at 9:05pm

Sometimes things are staring you right in the face, you just need to learn to read the signs 

#324 2020.03.08 at 11:03pm2020/03/09 at 9:49am

was free, listened to music, watched some TV series, get naked and masturbated on the sofa…screams of pleasure and liberty.

#323 2020.03.08 at 3:37pm2020/03/08 at 5:15pm

have underrated myself.

#322 2020.03.08 at 3:13pm2020/03/09 at 1:30pm

found myself caught between two people. it’s hard being two places at once, all day, every day

#321 2020.03.05 at 9:58pm2020/03/07 at 4:54pm

read Plato and downed a bottle of lucozade

#320 2020.03.04 at 2:43pm2020/03/04 at 8:10pm

met the same girl that every single day keeps celebrating her birthday and her pregnancy. From a year now. God bless her

#319 2020.03.04 at 1:25am2020/03/04 at 8:10pm